May 22, 2019
In the rush of the business day, haven’t most people accidentally called someone by the wrong name?
And on some of those occasions hasn’t it been awkward when the two names confused turned out to be people who looked alike, or both were recent hires or both similar in some way?
Or like, both were of the more outspoken conservative political persuasion?
Name confusion caused a particularly awkward moment on the floor of the Texas House on Wednesday, however, when Rep. Joe Moody, standing in for Speaker of the House Dennis Bonnen during the naming of one bill’s conferees, called on state Rep. Briscoe Cain by saying, “Mr. Stickland for what purpose?”
Rep. Cain exclaimed, “Wow, that’s…pretty painful.”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Cain, for what purpose?”
Rep. Cain bit his lower lip and looked at the House while laughter filled the room for a moment, then smiled and conjured more laughter by deadpanning, “Is there any way Mr. Speaker, Mr. Bonnen, Speaker Bonnen, is there any way to change the names of the conferees?”
For those who don’t get the humor, it’s a “looks” thing, though both are notably right of center.
Rep. Cain is not tall and is clean-shaven.
Rep. Stickland is tall and, well, resembles Rep. John Bucy III.
— Mike Shiloh